Katherine Ryan: I wanted to go to work two hours after giving birth
But her husband talked her out of going on The One Show
02/07/2023 … Katherine Ryan wanted to go on The One Show just two hours after she gave birth.
Sun 02 July 2023
Fri 30 June 2023
© Tima Miroshnichenko / Pexels Can you explain these gaps in your CV?
30/06/2023 … Tweets of the week Did the person who coined the phrase "one hit wonder" ever come up with anything else? — M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™ (@MonotoneofBill)…
Tue 27 June 2023
© Sky Diane Morgan: I got rickets shooting Frayed
27/06/2023 … Diane Morgan has revealed she got rickets shooting the second series Frayed, after spending two weeks cooped up in a dingy Australian hotel room.
Fri 23 June 2023
If you made Red Dwarf these days...
23/06/2023 … Tweets of the week just want to get rich enough that people laugh when I die — Bobby Mair (@BobbyMair) June 22, 2023 If I were a billionaire stuck…
Sat 17 June 2023
© C4 Sean Lock's perfect Jimmy Carr jibe
17/06/2023 … The Times’ diary column today reports a lovely Sean Lock line, relayed via Harry Hill.
Omid Djalili done for speeding... again
Comic gets another six points for his collection
17/06/2023 … Omid Djalili is more than £1,000 out of picked after being caught speeding at 47pm in a 20mph zone.
© Cottonbro studio / Pexels The best dad jokes
...according to one Father's Day PR stunt, at least
17/06/2023 … It might be a blatant publicity stunt, but some very unrigorous research has found what’s supposedly the best dad jokes of all time.
Fri 16 June 2023
© Arno Mikkor/CC BY-SA 2.0 Sorry, but there really is no avoiding him this week...
16/06/2023 … Tweets of the week Do kangaroos have a famously shit judiciary system? — Laura Lexx (@lauralexx) June 15, 2023 Boris Johnson would have been suspended…