Two sides to every story

Tweets of the week

Posts of the week

Ben Hur once organised a big race at the Coliseum for a good cause. It was a huge charioty event.
— Craig Deeley (@craiguito) September 16, 2023

There are two sides to every story, except for the autobiography of August Möbius.
— Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK) September 20, 2023

I preferred The xx when they were The twittertwitter
— H Anthony Hildebrand (@hahildebrand) September 20, 2023

CONVINCE neighbours you’re an octopus by sliding naked through their cat-flap and opening a jar of gherkins with your feet

(via @22CaratEwok)
— Twop Twips (@TwopTwips) September 16, 2023

Nothing refreshes my memory of what I need at the grocery store like coming home from the grocery store.
— Marl (@Marlebean) September 17, 2023

I can’t believe my neighbours, the Olafssons, have removed their son’s name from the latest national survey. They’ve taken Leif off their census.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) September 21, 2023

It’s officially the 21st night of September, so don’t forget to leave out milk and cookies for Earth, Wind & Fire.
— Lynda Carter (@RealLyndaCarter) September 21, 2023

When you've garnered the support of Musk, Tate and Laurence Fox you're only one horseman short of the full apocalypse.
— paul bassett davies buy my damn books (@thewritertype) September 16, 2023

Just found out that you can recharge your electric cat at my local supermarket pic.twitter.com/lCvYp8C6vQ
— J. Ellis (@englishmaninBX) September 18, 2023

And one from the archives…