At dinner with Tony the Tiger
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
He's making a list,
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) December 12, 2023
And checking it twice,
You're gonna find number 12
Very hard to believe.
Santa Clause is working
for Buzzfeed.
Christmas is coming and the goose is getting fat shamed.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) December 9, 2023
if you watch Seven backwards, brad pitt orders a new head for his wife
— kim (@KimmyMonte) December 15, 2023
[at dinner with Tony the Tiger]
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) December 13, 2023
"Tony, can you say grace?"
"Yes, but it takes me a bit longer than everyone else".
Pirate union rep: what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights?
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) December 13, 2023
Pirate: More parity!
Pirate union rep: [squawking] what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights?
Tomato is a fruit so ketchup is fruit juice
— Gnarlton AKA CarltonClash he/him (@Crash2411) December 12, 2023
What’s a grammar nerd’s favourite curry?
— Elisabeth Hobbes, author (@ElisabethHobbes) December 15, 2023
L&a @susie_dent #badjokes #FridayThoughts
Wasn’t that a Pavarotti tune? pic.twitter.com/NmSq0jeihT
— Phil Pagett (@Phil_Pagett) December 11, 2023
How about an advent calendar where the numbers are in order. I’m a busy man, can’t be fucking around looking for number 13
— Tom Lawrinson (@TomLawrinson) December 13, 2023
Published: 15 Dec 2023
