© Cottonbro studio / Pexels The problem with doctors...
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"And I would walk 500 miles - All measurements are approximate - No liability is accepted for exact distance travelled - Your home is at risk if you fail to keep up with repayments."
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) November 24, 2023
The Disclaimers
I pronounce 'Iain M Banks' as if I'm finding Iain Banks delicious.
— Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK) November 27, 2023
They’re threatening to fire me at work just for speaking like a caveman.
— Daniel Edison (@DanEdisonComedy) November 29, 2023
They mean business.
— CEEFAUX (@ceefaux) December 1, 2023
Remember, if you're struggling to get your tracksuit off, you can now get a trackyotomy on the NHS
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) November 29, 2023
People call me Lamech, for Noah parent reason.
— David Quantick (@quantick) November 25, 2023
Doctors are ultimate victim blamers.
— Carey Marx (@CareyMarx) November 29, 2023
‘Why do I have to suffer this pain?’
‘It’s ’cos you’re old, fat, and you smoke and drink.’
I was feeling lonely so I started a small business.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) November 30, 2023
It's nice to have a little company.
Rhetorical questions. What’s that all about?
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) December 1, 2023
Published: 1 Dec 2023
