Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

In Bethlehem, Christ is born [SUSPENDED FOR LIVE LOCATION SHARING]

— Alasdair Beckett-King (@MisterABK) December 16, 2022

Snow in London, and it's settled. Wait till the Home Office finds out.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) December 11, 2022

Due to staff shortages, wizards are developing bad backs.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) December 15, 2022

Going to a french bakery on a Sunday and calling it "inauthentic" for being open

— Celya AB (@abcelya) December 11, 2022

I see Brian Blessed was originally going to release his autobiography as a trilogy but has now decided to publish it in one massive volume.

— Frank Ross (@FrankRoss123) December 15, 2022

I love football played with squads of eleven. There really is no substitute

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) December 14, 2022

"I'm trying to get over my addiction to calendar stealing."
"How's it going?"
"Not bad. I'm taking it one day at a time".

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) December 16, 2022

The guy who named his kid
X Æ A-Xii is making fun of pronouns.

— Ethan Embry (@EmbryEthan) December 11, 2022

People have told me I have a messiah complex but that’s ok, I forgive them.

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) December 16, 2022

Published: 16 Dec 2022