Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

If dying on a Friday, then staying in for three days makes you the Messiah, then there are hundreds of them on the comedy circuit.

— James Cook - Board Game Smackdown (@jamesecook) April 2, 2021

Heard ye ma’s an anti vaxxer, calls herself mrs doubtpfizer

— Reiss Harter (@ReissHarter) March 29, 2021

They should call those tags they put round babies wrists in the maternity ward - 'The Born Identity'.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) March 30, 2021

There does seem to be a strong correlation between people who claim "you can't say ANYTHING these days" and people who never shut the fuck up.

— Jason (@NickMotown) March 30, 2021

Midwives like to help people out.

— Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad) March 31, 2021

Her head's fallen off! Quick! Call an Annboleynce.

— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) March 31, 2021

On sunny days there's nothing I like more than throwing another shrimp on the barbie, which is why I lost my job at Hamleys.

— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) April 1, 2021

I think the only reason the others tolerate Mr Tickle is because he's the only one who can help them get their hats on. pic.twitter.com/1RFQBOWGli

— welbeck kane (@400FootGhost) April 1, 2021

Published: 2 Apr 2021