I've just been given these cards...
18/10/2019 … Tweets of the week Captcha In The Rye - the tale of a teenage robot, Holden Caulfield, who tries to pass himself off as a human — Moose Allain Ꙭ…
2019 Punching Up
Fri 18 October 2019
'My lungs look like the meat from a late-night kebab shop'
40-a-day man Phil Ellis fronts anti-smoking film
18/10/2019 … Stand-up Phil Ellis as the face of a public health campaign seems about as likely as the world's largest tobacco firm funding an anti-smoking initiative.
The One With The Misconduct In The Workplace
How Friends characters make poor employees
18/10/2019 … They might be good Friends, but Rachel, Joey, Ross, Chandler, and Phoebe make terrible employees, according to a new analysis of their workplace behaviour.
Thu 17 October 2019
David Walliams gets his own theme park attraction
17/10/2019 … David Walliams is to get his own theme park – or at least part of one.
© Jaimie Gramston 'Bits of me are falling off – but it's interesting'
Billy Connolly talks about his health problems
17/10/2019 … Billy Connolly has said that he finds it ‘interesting’ that ‘bits of me are falling off’ as he ages.
Wed 16 October 2019
I caught Mel Smith snorting coke in Freddie Mercury's house
16/10/2019 … His comic persona was of the slightly dour, slightly dim, world-weary everyman – but away from the camera, Mel Smith could be quite different.
Tue 15 October 2019
Andrew Lawrence reverts to type
New tour kicks out against 'PC garbage'
15/10/2019 … Andrew Lawrence’s foray into clean controversy-free comedy has been short-lived.
Fri 11 October 2019
Revealed: the comic who came up with Wagatha Christie
Dan Atkinson says he's had marriage proposals
11/10/2019 … Comedian Dan Atkinson has been revealed as the man who coined the phrase ‘Wagatha Christie’.