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WTF: Weekly Trivia File

• 'I've given up wearing pants, because they're just admin.' Raised By Wolves writer Caitlin Moran.

• A blind heckler was arrested at a Nebraska comedy club last weekend after getting out of control. Reports vary, but the 30-year-old may have become irate when the comic made fun of his disability. The disruptive punter refused to leave the club when asked and reportedly grabbed beer bottles from tables and began to throw them when the cops arrived.

• Heckler story #2. This dickhead got on stage during Bo Burnham's show… this is how the comic dealt with it:

• And it's not just comedians who have to deal with fuckwits… Watch an Aussie street performer belt a drunk guy who gave him a 'wet willy'.

And here is the charmer who became the star of the viral video:

• Actress Beverly D'Angleo apparently wasn't too happy with her billing on the new sitcom pilot she's making with Chevy Chase for America's ABC network. She reportedly asked for the title Chev & Bev to be changed as she dislikes the shortened version of her name.. and since Chev & Beverly doesn't have the same ring, producers went for Chevy instead - so taking her out of the title completely.

Barry Humphries says he once fell asleep, 'briefly', while performing his wilfully boring character Sandy Stone.

• Tweets of the week
Jason (@NickMotown): Whenever an asteroid passes by Earth, it should be given the Miss World title
Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell): Groups discussing the eclipse? That'll be a solar panel.
Better Call Chris (@drofidnas): Let's go out, Batman. You're so wonderful, strong and good looking! I'll phone us a cab. Oh.." "Problem?" "Yes. Bat flattery"

• …But we are only sorry our Tweets Of The Week section will never match the glory of those printed by The Impartial Reporter in Fermanagh. Top one this week: 'Happy St. paddies to Fermanagh all the way from NYC!!' Classic.

Published: 20 Mar 2015

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