US deploys socially awkward men along border to deter migrants

From The Onion

The White House has issued a new executive order aiming to deter migrants from entering the US.

They plan to  station hundreds of socially awkward men at the southern border in a move expected to cut crossings by 30 per cent.

However critics have called the policy cruel.

The Onion News Network correspondents have the story:

Published: 28 Oct 2024

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