'Sorry, we only take contactless'

From Jazz Emu and Sam Campbell... with help from Mark Silcox

Jazz Emu has teamed up with Sam Campbell for his latest track – and accompanying sketch.

The pair wrote this skit which starts with Mr Emu finding an antique dealer – played by Mark Silcox – who only takes contactless. It prompts him to take a fresh look and money, and consider just whose faces might appear on the notes to replace the great and the good currently on there. 

This song is also live on musical streaming platforms including Spotify 

Published: 19 Jul 2023

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