Sausage Rolls Are Coming Home

Kunt mercilessly ramps up the LadBaby feud

Kunt & The Gang have ramped up their feud with LadBaby, by mercilessly mocking Mark Hoyle's forthcoming England football song.

The pair clashed when Kunt released a new version of his foul-mouthed Boris Johnson song at Christmas, threatening LadVaby's fourth consecutive sausage roll-based No1

Then Hoyle sneered at his rival, saying: 'It takes a certain sort of person to download a song with that in the title... There’s definitely an element that people aren’t happy with this government, but our song is for charity – I don’t believe theirs is – and ours is trying to raise more money than ever for food banks.'

Kunt hit back saying government policies were responsible for food banks in the first place saying his band had made large donations  to charities. He added: 'We may be vulgar in the language we use to get our point across but we would not be so vulgar as to use food banks to hawk records, increase our profile or sign lucrative sponsorship deals.

'Let me be clear, we would not stoop to using poverty, hunger and despair to promote our career and bolster our bank balance like we believe LadBaby have done in this year’s and last year’s Christmas Number One campaign.'

In his new song he mocks the infantilism of LadBaby's work, points out that Hoyle's company has more than £1million in shareholder funds – and is backing a World Cup held in Qatar, which has a notorious human rights record.

Kunt said: 'When we heard that hunger-hawking foodbank fraud LadBaby is teaming up with Roman Kemp and the Capital Radio Breakfast crew to do an England Qatar '22 World Cup song we couldn't help wondering what it might sound like...'

Here it is:

 

Published: 10 Feb 2022

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