The truth about unicorns
Unicorns are dicks - that's the message from spiritual guru JP Sears.
They are 'invasive, predatory species that are the least spiritual animal on earth,' he says. 'They carry tics... and represent the genocide of dreams.'
And he details their despicable lifestyle by sharing such pearls of information as: 'Unicorns, though slightly bigger than amoebas, are nocturnal.'
It's all detailed in the latest video in his Ultra Spiritual Life series:
Published: 13 Jun 2018