How increase your cognitive ability
Let The Onion show you how...
The Onion has revealed a proven way to increase your cognitive ability.America's finest news source quotes leading researchers who have discovered a method more effective than completing online brain tests.
The academics say that the best way to nurture synaptic activity in the brain is to read a fucking book for once.
'Dragging your body away from the TV for just 30 fucking minutes to read a book increases your cognitive ability by 80 per cent,' the research proves.
The advice is revealed in a video that also gives some tips on Alzheimer, the demon who wants your memories, and how you should fight this trickster of the underworld.
Published: 5 Jun 2018
