On immigration, Toblerone, and fixing everything...

David O'Doherty jokes of his desperation to get on to Australian reality show Border Security in his appearance at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival.

But he says immigration are so welcoming to Irish travellers he can never get pulled over… no matter how strange his behaviour at the airport.

He also ponders Toblerone's dominance of the duty free stores - and wonders if anyone is smuggling the chocolate…

Published: 5 Apr 2018