Cunk on.. the giant chalk penis
From her forthcoming BBC Two show
Philomena Cunk offers an in-depth analysis of Britain’s chalk hill figures in this clip from her forthcoming BBC Two show.
She says they were down to tribes ‘vandalising the countryside with giant doodles’.
And of the naked Cerne Abbas Giant, she opined: ‘Before Snapchat hills were the most efficient way to distribute dick picks to the widest audience.
Cunk – aka Diane Morgan – also grills historical writer Tom Holland on where the Romans came from. ‘Rome,’ he tells her.
The first episode of Cunk on Britain airs on BBC Two on Tuesday.
Published: 29 Mar 2018
