A 'crack'ing song from The Midnight Beast
Comedy band The Midnight Beast have released a new song, Butt Dial.
The lyrics include an apology to a girl on the receiving end of such a call… saying: ‘Ya thought I wanted a deep chat/Little did ya know that/I’d hit ya number with my butt crack.
‘I hate to tell ya through song/But this asshole’s been leading you on/This asshole’s been leading you on..’
And then envisages a romance between the girl and the butt..
Published: 29 Mar 2018
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