Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
George Lewis: The Best Thing You'll Ever Do
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Salisbury Arts Centre
Price: £18.00
Show starts: 07:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Club 4 Kids
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
Price: From £10 to £14
Comics: Katie Pritchard, Mat Ricardo, Ted Hill
Also for adults who enjoy a swear-free hour.
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Family Show with Danny, Mick & Clive
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Consett Rugby Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Part of the Consett Comedy Festival
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Menier Chocolate Factory
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Barry Dodds, Gary Delaney, Karen Bayley, Scott Bennett, Simon Brodkin
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Nottingham Castle
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Supermarketism
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: The Glitch
Price: From £6 to £12.50
From music & sketch comedy duo Total Cosmisch
Show starts: 17:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cerys Nelmes, Funmbi Omotayo, Javier Jarquin, Shazia Mirza
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Aylesbury Level One
Price: £12
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Christian Reilly, Jake Lambert, Paul Thorne, Paul Tonkinson
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £24
Two shows: 6.30pm and 9.55pm
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Sheffield Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Flood, Angelos Epithemiou
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Nottingham Metronome
Price: £17.00
Just The Tonic Nottingham Special. Plus Olivia Lee, Darrell Martin. Two shows: 7pm and 9pm
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ola Labib, Prince Abdi, Tez Ilyas
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Bradford Alhambra
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
The Muslims Are Coming. Plus: Aatif Nawaz
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shamik Chakrabarti: Despite Appearances
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £14
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Leeds Glee Club
Price: £10 to £16.50
Plus: Jackie Fabulous
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Brighton Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray The Pub Landlord: Guv Island
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Derby Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julian Clary: A Fistful Of Clary
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
MC Hammersmith: The MC Stands for Middle Class
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Ramsgate Granville Theatre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Kendal Leisure Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Bristol Alma Theatre
Price: £14
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Johnny Candon, Meryl O'Rourke, Sally-Anne Hayward
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99 (£6.49 concs)
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shaparak Khorsandi: Scatterbrain
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Clevedon Curzon Cinema and Arts
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: £19.80
The Last Laugh Comedy Club.
Plus: Jed Salisbury, James Kilvington
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joe Bor, Paul F Taylor, Tim Renkow, David Ward
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Downstairs at the King's Head
Price: £15
Plus: Greg Houston
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joey Page, Raymond & Mr Timpkins Revue
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Wolverhampton Wanderers Football Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Just the Tonic Comedy Club. Plus: Aaron Wood
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Exeter Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Richard Herring: Can I Have My Ball Back?
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £23.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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