Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
The Political Party with Matt Forde
Date: Mon 12 May 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
With Health Secretary Wes Streeting,
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 12 May 2025
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Price: £26
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Tue 13 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 13 May 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 13 May 2025
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 13 May 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 13 May 2025
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Price: £26
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nish Kumar: Nish, Don’t Kill My Vibe
Date: Tue 13 May 2025
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Price: £24.25
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
XS Malarkey
Date: Tue 13 May 2025
Venue: Manchester 53two
Price: £3.30 to £6.60
Comics: Elaine Robertson, Tadiwa Mahlunge, Toby Hadoke
Plus: Jacob Kohn
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horatio Gould: Return of the Space Cowboy
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Margate Where Else?
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Robert White: That Gay, Autistic, Tank Top Wearing, Keyboard Guy
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Top Secret Comedy Club Drury Lane
Price: £1
Work in progress
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Normand
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horatio Gould: Return of the Space Cowboy
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £17.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Cambridge Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Fareham Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Noel Coward Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £26.40
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Laugh Till It Hurts
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Bloomsbury Theatre
Price: £25
Comics: Adam Buxton, Bob Mills, Glenn Moore, Laura Smyth, Sarah Keyworth, Simon Brodkin, Alistair Barrie
In aid of MacMillan Cancer Support
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Richard Herring: Can I Have My Ball Back?
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Stevenage Gordon Craig Theatre and Concert Hall
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray The Pub Landlord: Guv Island
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kane Brown: Don't Listen To Me
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Southampton Mast Mayflower Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
John Shuttleworth: Raise The Oof
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Exeter Phoenix Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: York Barbican Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: York Barbican Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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