Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 29 Nov 2025
Venue: Cambridge Junction
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 30 Nov 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 21 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Matt Forde: The End of an Era Tour
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: £17.50
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Southampton Mast Mayflower Studios
Price: £18.00 to £25.00
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Farnham Maltings
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Chorley Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Eshaan Akbar: I Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Oxford North Wall Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
John Shuttleworth: Raise The Oof
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Birmingham Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Grace Mulvey: Work In Progress
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Top Secret Comedy Club Drury Lane
Price: £10
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Top Secret Comedy Club Drury Lane
Price: £3
Plus: Adam Coumas, Jonathan Kogan.Work in progress
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Heidi Regan: Jekyll and Heidi
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: The Bill Murray
Price: £7.65
Work in progress
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.60 to £11.99
New act challenge with MC Gmebi Oladipo
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Reading Hexagon
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Women Aren't Funny
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Prescot Shakespeare North Playhouse
Price: £12.00
With Hayley Ellis, Gill Gee, Steph Bradshaw
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Bristol Alma Theatre
Price: £13
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Wyndham's Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Roller Ghoster!
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Peterborough New Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Durham Gala Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nina Conti: Whose Face Is It Anyway?
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Al Murray The Pub Landlord: Guv Island
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Cambridge Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 6 Mar 2025
Venue: Kiln Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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