Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Not So New Comedian of the Year 2025 - Semi Final
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Museum Of Comedy
Price: £13.25
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Eastbourne Congress Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Horatio Gould: Return of the Space Cowboy
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Bristol Wardrobe Theatre and Old Market Assembly
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julio Torres: Color Theories
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £23
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Leeds Glee Club
Price: £10 to £16.50
Plus: Luke Chilton
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Hackney Empire
Price: £24.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julian Clary: A Fistful Of Clary
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Coventry Warwick Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Richmond Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Hoxton Hall
Price: £16.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Watson: Before It Overtakes Us
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Soho Theatre Walthamstow
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Middlesbrough Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jenny Eclair: Jokes Jokes Jokes Live!
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Henley-on-Thames Kenton Theatre
Price: £26.25
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nabil Abdulrashid: Urban Battuta
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Bradford Alhambra
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
We Saw That with Andrew Mensah & Gbemi Oladipo
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Top Secret Comedy Club Kingsway
Price: £10
Comics: Andrew Mensah, Gbemi Oladipo
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gbemi Oladipo, Julian Deane, Lily Phillips, Matt Stellingwerf
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £22.99 (£6.49 concs)
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Crawley The Hawth
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jonny & the Baptists: The Happiness Index
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Clevedon Curzon Cinema and Arts
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Richard Blackwood, Tommy Sandhu
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Harrow Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Darius Davies, Kate Lucas, Paul Revill
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Birmingham Rosies Nightclub
Price: £10 to £16
Plus: Aaron Wood
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Nottingham Metronome
Price: £10 to £16
Plus: Kazeem Jamal,Adam Morrison,Josh Weller,Jon Pearson
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kane Brown: Don't Listen To Me
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Broadway Theatre Catford
Price: £20.00 to £35.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sophie McCartney: One Foot In The Rave
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Southampton Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nathan Caton: My Big Fat Blasian Wedding
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Reading South Street Arts Centre
Price: £19
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Evesham Regal Cinema
Price: £26.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle Shaughnessy: Too Late, Baby
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Chelmsford Theatre
Price: £16.50 to £18.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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