Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Paddy McGuinness: Nearly There
Date: Sun 23 Mar 2025
Venue: Stockton-on-Tees Globe Theatre
Price: £32.75 to £83.90
Show starts: 19:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Eshaan Akbar: I Can’t Get No Satisfakshaan
Date: Sun 23 Mar 2025
Venue: Bristol Hen and Chicken
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 23 Mar 2025
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: £15.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Shabaz Ali: I Am Rich You Are Poor
Date: Sun 23 Mar 2025
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 23 Mar 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lou Sanders: No Kissing in the Bingo Hall
Date: Sun 23 Mar 2025
Venue: Oxford Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 23 Mar 2025
Venue: Southsea Wedgewood Rooms
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 23 Mar 2025
Venue: Kendal Leisure Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 23 Mar 2025
Venue: Blackpool Grand
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cally Beaton, Esther Manito, Slim
Date: Sun 23 Mar 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £12
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Comedy Roast
Date: Sun 23 Mar 2025
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Free
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
James Donald Forbes McCann
Date: Mon 24 Mar 2025
Venue: Bush Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Visiting Australian comedian
Date: Mon 24 Mar 2025
Venue: Nottingham Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Comedy Night In Support Of Bright Young Dreams
Date: Mon 24 Mar 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £35
Comics: Angela Barnes, Jamie MacDonald, Joanne McNally, Joel Dommett, Jon Richardson, Josh Widdicombe
Plus: Chantel Nash
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 24 Mar 2025
Venue: Wyndham's Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 24 Mar 2025
Venue: Lyric Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 24 Mar 2025
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: £18.50 to £21.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Manic Mugday
Date: Mon 24 Mar 2025
Venue: Hove Artista Cafe & Gallery
Price: £5
Weekly comedy competition. No acts listed
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Andy Zaltzman, Celya AB, Daniel Kitson, Sam Campbell
Date: Mon 24 Mar 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £11.99
Benefit for Resonance FM
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 24 Mar 2025
Venue: Leicester De Montfort Hall
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 24 Mar 2025
Venue: The Bill Murray
Price: £5
Work in progress
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Katie Green, Omar Badawy, Sam Nicoresti, Stephen Carlin
Date: Mon 24 Mar 2025
Venue: The Lower Third
Price: £10.20
Nice N' Spiky
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jester Jesters Monday Nights
Date: Mon 24 Mar 2025
Venue: The Betsey Trotwood
Price: £3 minimum donation
Comics: Spring Day, Jonathan Hearn
Plus: Chris Timoney, Ed Mulvey, Sezar Alkassab, Casey Stephen Jack, Fitzgerald, Honger, Arie David, David Anthony, Lucia Debernardini, Eliza Kall, Rebecca Lamb, Shuang Teng, Francesca Rainey
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Teenage Cancer Trust comedy benefit
Date: Tue 25 Mar 2025
Venue: Royal Albert Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
With Micky Flanagan and more acts to be announced
John Shuttleworth: Raise The Oof
Date: Tue 25 Mar 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Huge Davies: Album For My Ancestors (Dead)
Date: Tue 25 Mar 2025
Venue: Colchester Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 25 Mar 2025
Venue: Dorking Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Tue 25 Mar 2025
Venue: Hull Truck Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Jenny Eclair: Jokes Jokes Jokes Live!
Date: Tue 25 Mar 2025
Venue: Norwich Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 25 Mar 2025
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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