Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Guildford G Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Southend Palace Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Barrow-in-Furness The Forum
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Ipswich Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sat 14 Feb 2026
Venue: Chester Storyhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Salford Lowry
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Robin Morgan: Let’s Overshare!
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Manchester Frog And Bucket
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Two shows: 3pm and 7pm
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Two Mr P's In a Podcast Live: Let That Be a Lesson...
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Birmingham Glee Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Buxton Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: £31.70
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Lancaster Grand Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Nottingham Metronome
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Sun 15 Feb 2026
Venue: Leicester The Y Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 17 Feb 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Two Mr P's In a Podcast Live: Let That Be a Lesson...
Date: Tue 17 Feb 2026
Venue: Birmingham Town Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 17 Feb 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: £30.00
Stuart Mitchell: Tips Not Included
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Liverpool Hot Water Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Wolverhampton Grand Theatre
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Two Mr P's In a Podcast Live: Let That Be a Lesson...
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Sheffield City Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Derby Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Feb 2026
Venue: Warrington Parr Hall and Pyramid
Price: £31.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Thu 19 Feb 2026
Venue: Newcastle City Hall
Price: £30.00
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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