Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Garth Marenghi’s This Bursted Earth
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Southend Palace Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Reading Hexagon
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tom Rosenthal: Whatever People Say I Am, That's What I Am
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Swindon Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: York Barbican Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: London Palladium
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Newbury Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: St Albans Alban Arena
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Truro Hall For Cornwall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 7 Mar 2026
Venue: Carlisle Sands Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Sunderland The Fire Station
Price: £35
Show starts: 16:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Clinton Baptiste: Spectral Intercourse
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Crewe Lyceum Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Eternal Shame of Sue Perkins
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Canterbury Marlowe Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Weston-super-Mare Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Shrewsbury Theatre Severn
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 8 Mar 2026
Venue: Leeds City Varieties
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 9 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: £31.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 10 Mar 2026
Venue: Northallerton The Forum
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 10 Mar 2026
Venue: Northallerton The Forum
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Tue 10 Mar 2026
Venue: Ipswich Regent
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Barnard Castle Witham Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Ipswich Regent
Price: From £20 to £150
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ross Noble: Cranium of Curiosities
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Southend Cliffs Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Woking New Victoria Theatre
Price: £32.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Paul Merton and Suki Webster's Improv Show
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Newcastle Tyne Theatre & Opera House
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 11 Mar 2026
Venue: Taunton Brewhouse Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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