Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Lauren Pattison: Big Girl Pants
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Totton Hanger Farm Arts Centre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
You're Bard!
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Salisbury Arts Centre
Price: £20.00
Improvised Shakespeare show
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sean McLoughlin: White Elephant
Date: Thu 1 May 2025
Venue: Poole Lighthouse Arts Centre
Price: £15.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bobby Davro: Everything is Funny... If You Can Laugh at It
Date: Fri 2 May 2025
Venue: Weymouth Pavilion
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 2 May 2025
Venue: Swanage Mowlem Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Mark Steel: The Leopard In My House
Date: Fri 2 May 2025
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Lyme Regis Marine Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
George Lewis: The Best Thing You'll Ever Do
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Salisbury Arts Centre
Price: £18.00
Show starts: 07:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nathan Caton: My Big Fat Blasian Wedding
Date: Sat 3 May 2025
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jim Davidson: The Next Chapter
Date: Wed 7 May 2025
Venue: Trowbridge The Civic
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Thu 8 May 2025
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: £17.60
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lou Sanders: No Kissing in the Bingo Hall
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Bridport Electric Palace
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 9 May 2025
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: £17.60
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Lou Sanders: No Kissing in the Bingo Hall
Date: Sat 10 May 2025
Venue: Portsmouth New Theatre Royal
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Gyles Brandreth Can't Stop Talking!
Date: Sun 11 May 2025
Venue: Winchester Theatre Royal
Price: £39.00
Show starts: 15:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nish Kumar: Nish, Don’t Kill My Vibe
Date: Tue 13 May 2025
Venue: Southampton Mayflower
Price: £24.25
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Fareham Live
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Rhod Gilbert & The Giant Grapefruit
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Anvil
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Southampton Mast Mayflower Studios
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kane Brown: Don't Listen To Me
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Swindon Wyvern Theatre
Price: £16.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Marcus Brigstocke: Vitruvian Mango
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Bridport Electric Palace
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Trowbridge The Civic
Price: £23.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jason Manford: A Manford All Seasons
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Bournemouth Pavilion Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sophie McCartney: One Foot In The Rave
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Southampton Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kate-Lois Elliott: How to Belong Without Joining a Cult
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Southampton The Attic
Price: £10
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 18 May 2025
Venue: Portsmouth New Theatre Royal
Price: £30.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Mon 19 May 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
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