Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Music, Mayhem and a Mezzo
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Date: Fri 14 Mar 2025
Venue: Guildford Electric Theatre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Fri 23 May 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £18
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Sat 14 Jun 2025
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scott Bennett: Blood Sugar Baby
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Date: Sat 21 Jun 2025
Venue: Corsham Pound Arts Centre
Price: £18
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 18 Sep 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: £23.40
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 21 Sep 2025
Venue: Winchester Arc
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 2 Oct 2025
Venue: Andover The Lights
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 4 Oct 2025
Venue: New Milton Forest Arts Centre
Price: £20
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Thu 9 Oct 2025
Venue: Northampton Royal & Derngate
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 10 Oct 2025
Venue: Luton Hat Factory
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 11 Oct 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: £22
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Wed 15 Oct 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 14 Nov 2025
Venue: Basingstoke Haymarket
Price: £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 15 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sun 16 Nov 2025
Venue: Hemel Hempstead Old Town Hall
Price: £20
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Fri 21 Nov 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Trinity Theatre
Price: £22
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hal Cruttenden: Can Dish It Out But Can't Take It
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Date: Sat 22 Nov 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Stables
Price: £22.50
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Ania Magliano: Forgive Me, Father
Date: Sun 9 Mar 2025
Venue: Portsmouth Guildhall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 9 Mar 2025
Venue: Milton Keynes Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Manic Mugday
Date: Mon 10 Mar 2025
Venue: Hove Artista Cafe & Gallery
Price: £5
Weekly comedy competition. No acts listed
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Only Fools And Horses The Musical
Date: Mon 10 Mar 2025
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Price: £13 to £80
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Only Fools And Horses The Musical
Date: Tue 11 Mar 2025
Venue: Oxford New Theatre
Price: £13 to £80
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 11 Mar 2025
Venue: Maidstone Hazlitt Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 12 Mar 2025
Venue: Salisbury Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Arthur Smith and Clare Ferguson Walker: : Two Poets and a Packet of Crisps
Date: Wed 12 Mar 2025
Venue: Brighton Komedia
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Date: Wed 12 Mar 2025
Venue: Folkestone Leas Cliff Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Harry Hill: New Bits & Greatest Hits
Date: Wed 12 Mar 2025
Venue: Bedford Corn Exchange
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alex Mitchell: Tics Towards Puffection
Date: Wed 12 Mar 2025
Venue: Bedford Quarry Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 12 Mar 2025
Venue: Tunbridge Wells Assembly Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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