Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Cockfosters
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kate Cheka, Rosie Jones, Alexander Bennett
Date: Wed 14 May 2025
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: £12.00
Laugh Train. Plus: James Ellis
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michelle Wolf Live
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Queen Elizabeth Hall
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.60 to £11.99
New act challenge with MC Josh James
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hoopla Impro
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: The Miller
Price: From £7 to £10
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 15 May 2025
Venue: Deptford Albany
Price: From £17.50 to £20.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Price: £60.00 to £100.00
Cockfosters
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Alistair Barrie, Kate Lucas, Tadiwa Mahlunge
Date: Fri 16 May 2025
Venue: The Horton
Price: From £17 to £20
Plus: Mark Cram
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: From £12 to £24
Comedy play set on a Tube train
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Kane Brown: Don't Listen To Me
Date: Sat 17 May 2025
Venue: Broadway Theatre Catford
Price: £20.00 to £35.00
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 22 May 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.60 to £11.99
New act challenge with MC Andrew Mensah
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hoopla Impro
Date: Thu 22 May 2025
Venue: The Miller
Price: From £7 to £10
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Joshua Bethania, Ollie Horn, Ria Lina, Robyn Perkins
Date: Wed 28 May 2025
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: £12.00
Laugh Train Home
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.60 to £11.99
New act challenge with MC Toussaint Douglass
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hoopla Impro
Date: Thu 29 May 2025
Venue: The Miller
Price: From £7 to £10
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 31 May 2025
Venue: The O2
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Morgan Jay: The Goofy Guy Tour
Date: Sat 31 May 2025
Venue: Royal Festival Hall
Price: From £35
Two shows: 5pm and 8pm
Show starts: 17:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 1 Jun 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 4 Jun 2025
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Danny Baker: Aye Aye! Ahoy Hoy!
Date: Wed 4 Jun 2025
Venue: Epsom Playhouse
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 5 Jun 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.60 to £11.99
New act challenge with MC Gmebi Oladipo
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Jun 2025
Venue: Rose Theatre
Price: £30.00
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hoopla Impro
Date: Thu 5 Jun 2025
Venue: The Miller
Price: From £7 to £10
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 5 Jun 2025
Venue: Croydon Fairfield Halls
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tony Hinchcliffe: Kill Tony Pdocast
Date: Sat 7 Jun 2025
Venue: The O2
Price: £76.25
Glenn Moore, Ben Van Der Velde
Date: Wed 11 Jun 2025
Venue: Four Thieves
Price: £12.00
Laugh Train Home. Plus: Michelle Shaughnessey, Cecily Hitchcock
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Blackout
Date: Thu 12 Jun 2025
Venue: Up The Creek
Price: £7.60 to £11.99
New act challenge with MC Josh James
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Hoopla Impro
Date: Thu 12 Jun 2025
Venue: The Miller
Price: From £7 to £10
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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