Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Barry & Tony's New Year's Eve Hootenanny
Date: Tue 30 Dec 2025
Venue: The Bill Murray
Price: £10.00
Comics: Huge Davies, Joz Norris, Sam Campbell, John-Luke Roberts
Plus: Rosa Garland, Kathy Maniura
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Tue 30 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £25.00
Comics: Funmbi Omotayo, Michael Akadiri, Spring Day
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Michael Odewale, Michelle Shaughnessy, Robert White
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Tunnel 267
Price: £35 to £40
Plus: Mark Cram
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
David Ward, Julian Deane, Pierre Hollins
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Bobby Mair, Jason Patterson, Pete Gionis
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Infernos
Price: £16.25 to £58.45
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Finlay Christie, Marcus Brigstocke, Paul Thorne, Thanyia Moore, Tom Ward
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £49.58 to £60.13
Plus after party
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Carey Marx, Jeff Innocent, Maureen Younger, Toussaint Douglass
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Bearcat Club
Price: £30
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
99 Club
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £35.00
Comics: Bobby Mair, Marlon Davis, Tiff Stevenson
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Boothby Graffoe, Carey Marx, Sara Barron
Date: Wed 31 Dec 2025
Venue: Headliners
Price: £38.50
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Thu 1 Jan 2026
Venue: Top Secret Comedy Club Drury Lane
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
COBO: Comedy Shutdown. Plus: Kat B, Diesel, Bamph, Nancy Macdonald
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Fri 2 Jan 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Fri 2 Jan 2026
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 Jan 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 Jan 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20.50
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 Jan 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 Jan 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Fri 2 Jan 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: £24 to £104.75
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
2 Stories: A Comedy Show
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Camden Comedy Club
Price: £10
Comics: Ali Woods, Nathan Cassidy
Show starts: 18:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Sh!t-Faced Showtime: A Pissed-mas Carol
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Cockfosters
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Southwark Playhouse Borough
Price: £12
Comedy play set on the Piccadilly Line
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £19
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20.50
Show starts: 19:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sat 3 Jan 2026
Venue: Duchess Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Quest For The Coolest Animal in the World
Date: Sun 4 Jan 2026
Venue: Big Belly Southbank
Price: From £5.00 to £32.00
Show starts: 14:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Sun 4 Jan 2026
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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