Stand-up comedy listings. These line-ups are as accurate as we can make them, but things change, and it may be worth checking before you travel.
Jester Jesters
Date: Mon 16 Dec 2024
Venue: The Betsey Trotwood
Price: £3 minimum donation
With Jonathan Hearn, Olivia Lee, Chris Timoney, Sezar Alkassab, Daniel Ruiz Tizon, Sammer Elzubaidi, Eliza Kall, Manoella Narain, Barbara D'alterio, Rebecca Lamb, Grace Jarvis, Dustin Thorn, Curtis Elton, Mirko D'adamo, Mira Haidar
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
A Very Sheeps Christmas: Album Launch!
Date: Mon 16 Dec 2024
Venue: Moth Club
Price: £25.25
Comics: Ania Magliano, Sheeps
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Sisters of Shesus: Christmas at Mum’s
Date: Mon 16 Dec 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £12
Cabaret comedy show
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julia Masli: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Date: Mon 16 Dec 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Mark Simmons: Quip Off The Mark
Date: Mon 16 Dec 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £17
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
William Thompson: Scumbag Millionaire
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: The Bill Murray
Price: £10
Show starts: 18:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Prashasti Singh: Divine Feminine
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £16
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Leicester Square Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Comedy Store Players
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Shakespeare's Globe
Price: £10 to £45
Improv
Show starts: 19:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Only Fools And Horses The Musical
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: £54 to £120
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Tim Key: Chrimbo Bimbo
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Wilton's Music Hall
Price: From £7.50 to £24
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
A Christmas Carol-Ish… by Mr. Swallow
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: @sohoplace
Price: £31 to £94
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Nick Helm’s Christmas F*ck Fest 9
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Pleasance Islington
Price: £18.50
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Riches and John Kearns Are ‘Ball & Boe’
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Comics: Adam Riches, John Kearns
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
A Very Sheeps Christmas: Album Launch!
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Moth Club
Price: £25.25
Comics: John Tothill, Sheeps
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Scrooge Learnt Nothing
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Camden Comedy Club
Price: £15.50
Comics: Alexander Bennett, Andrew O'Neill, Bec Hill, Ian Lane, John-Luke Roberts, Joz Norris, Mary O’Connell
Imagine a different Xmas Carol... What if the ghosts had failed? What if Tiny Tim had died?
What if? Also with Michael Brunström, Benjamin Alborough, Andy Barr and Jamie Mykaela
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Jen Brister, Phil Nichol, Stewart Lee
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Comedy Store
Price: £25
Cray Cray Cabaret. Plus Jazz Emu and David Tims and his Big-Ish Band.
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Larry Dean, Nathan Caton, Sara Barron
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
The Sisters of Shesus: Christmas at Mum’s
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £12
Cabaret comedy show
Show starts: 20:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Julia Masli: ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £15
Show starts: 21:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Tue 17 Dec 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £13
Show starts: 21:15 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Dec 2024
Venue: The Forum
Price: £16.00
Only Fools And Horses The Musical
Date: Wed 18 Dec 2024
Venue: Eventim Apollo
Price: £54 to £120
Two shows: 2.30pm and 7.30pm
Show starts: 14:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Prashasti Singh: Divine Feminine
Date: Wed 18 Dec 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £16
Show starts: 18:45 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Dec 2024
Venue: Apollo Theatre
Price: Please contact venue or promoters
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
A Christmas Carol-Ish… by Mr. Swallow
Date: Wed 18 Dec 2024
Venue: @sohoplace
Price: £31 to £94
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Adam Riches and John Kearns Are ‘Ball & Boe’
Date: Wed 18 Dec 2024
Venue: Soho Theatre
Price: From £20
Comics: Adam Riches, John Kearns
Show starts: 19:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Date: Wed 18 Dec 2024
Venue: Backyard Comedy Club
Price: £7.50 to £10
Plus: Will Hannigan, Philipp Carl Kostelecky
Show starts: 20:00 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
Larry Dean, Marlon Davis, Sara Barron
Date: Wed 18 Dec 2024
Venue: Arboretum
Price: £27.50
Show starts: 20:30 (Doors open approx 30 mins earlier)
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