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Tweets of the week

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— COSMIC ???? SLOP (@afrocosmist) July 11, 2024

Most men struggle to find this zipper pic.twitter.com/NAbFqwVyrU
— Sarah ????????????????????️‍????????️‍⚧️ (@Sarahjdublin) July 11, 2024

When I first started my support group for perverted ice cream men, they came in their hundreds and thousands.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) July 12, 2024

Life is like a box of chocolates (the whole thing will make you sick)
— Pru (@prufrockluvsong) July 8, 2024

First day of my levitation course today, and I went straight to the top of the class.
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) July 12, 2024

Guys just a heads up re: Couch to 5k. It’s literally zero couch. You’d think day 1 would be some couch but no, the couch element is essentially day 0. You are moving from the word go, should be called 0-5km to be honest. So yeah be warned
— Josh Pugh (@JoshPughComic) July 10, 2024

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— Viz Comic (@vizcomic) July 9, 2024

And the award for the most hateful person on Twitter this week – quite the highly contested category – goes to comic Andrew Lawrence for this delightful celebration, since deleted (but thanks to @seanptellsjokes for screenshotting it) :

Four migrants died trying to cross the Channel yesterday, but over fifty were rescued, so it's not all good news

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Published: 13 Jul 2024