Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

The only person who's had a worse D-Day is Hitler

— Nish Kumar (@MrNishKumar) June 7, 2024

They're going the wrong way you utter dimwit. pic.twitter.com/YEZB64lznW

— Otto English (@Otto_English) June 6, 2024

Saving Private Aryan pic.twitter.com/yDYqsCgtRO

— Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) June 6, 2024

In a press release Heinz have said "We will NEVER make a Bolognese version of Alphabetti Spaghetti". They don't mince their words.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) June 5, 2024

Why does 24 hours in police custody always have to be a 24 hours when they’ve got some big criminal in? Might be nice to see the Sargents birthday or secret Santa.

— Josh Pugh (@JoshPughComic) June 5, 2024

There is actually something called the Annual Meeting of Rolled-Up Newspaper Enthusiasts today.

I'd love to be a fly on the wall there.

No, wait.

— Jason (@NickMotown) June 5, 2024

Just searched online for "Missing Medieval Servant."

It’s come back "Page Not Found"#wednesdaywit #lunchpun #1pun

— The Real James Baker (@JB_MusicComic) June 4, 2024

"I keep eating my feather pillow in my sleep. It's really starting to depress me."
"Down in the dumps?"
"I dunno. I haven't been yet".

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) June 6, 2024

All I have to do is name it and they'll tax it? OK. Rishi Sunak's wife. https://t.co/Wqkle1P64o

— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) June 5, 2024

Finally a scaffolding company that understands the simple pleasure of cutting off your dad's feet and using him as a balloon. pic.twitter.com/zXJrkjjQv3

— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) June 4, 2024

Published: 8 Jun 2024