Tweets of the week

Posts of the week

Only 12.5% of the accommodation in this hotel is occupied, which makes one ruminate.

— Moose Allain (2024 edition) Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) March 7, 2024

My wife just incorrectly used the term "mansplaining" and I don’t know what to do.

— Smatthew (@savebabybuster) March 4, 2024

Of course, i'd never considered joining the Mile High club.
That's just plane bonkers.#LunchPun

— Alf (@whoelsebutalf) March 7, 2024

You want me to self check out? The thing that killed Narcissus?

— Eduardo García-Molina (@eduardo_garcmol) March 7, 2024

Fun fact: If Celine Dion sang only the vowels in her name, it would be in the lyrics to Old McDonalds Farm.

— Fran (@whingewine) March 5, 2024

Watching an exciting documentary on why the thumb is so useful. Gripping stuff.

— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) March 7, 2024

It’s a little known fact that A.A. Milne had a slightly smaller brother called A.A.A Milne. #WorldBookDay2024

— Tony Cowards (@TonyCowards) March 7, 2024

My son was sent home from World Book Day because he’s had his appendix removed

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) March 8, 2024

new year's resolution: to work on my timing

— Emo Philips (@EmoPhilips) March 3, 2024

OMG! What have they done to Bagpuss!! pic.twitter.com/587pkgbb0y

— Cathryn Fraser (@cathrynfraser) March 3, 2024

Published: 8 Mar 2024