Tweets of the week

Posts of the week

Boris Johnson arrives at the Covid inquiry pic.twitter.com/WwVqc31oTE

— Colin Cameron (@SpacemanDad) December 6, 2023

Drink driving enthusiast and Disneyphobe, Robert Jenrick, is the only MP whose constituency (Newark) is an anagram of his personality.

— Lord Protector Will Wartsandall (@LewensWill) December 5, 2023

I run a 90s dance night down our local club. We have a strict ‘No festive tunes’ policy.

At Christmas time, we let in Deee-Lite, and we banish Slade.

— Neil (@_Enanem_) December 5, 2023

getting in the christmas spirit with a bit of sherry, a mince pie and abhorring not the virgin's womb

— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) December 7, 2023

As a hard working man who pays my taxes, why shouldn't I ask the dude selling Christmas trees if he could feed me head first through one of these machines & wrap me up tightly inside a net before rolling me down a hill pic.twitter.com/cCVvEKB6xW

— Mike Townsend (@townsendyesmate) December 3, 2023

My grandad’s battalion avoided capture in Norway by disguising themselves as Christmas trees - they were all highly decorated.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) December 3, 2023

The first rule of Norman Collier club is ou alk ut orm er club.

— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) December 5, 2023

My soup was a bit bland so I had a word with the waiter - see it, say it, salted.

— Arthur Smith (@ArfurSmith) December 7, 2023

Actually, Frankincense was the name of the inventor.

— Craig Deeley (@craiguito) December 7, 2023

Published: 8 Dec 2023