© Freepik AI Rules for a kangaroo court
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Best. Spoonerism. Ever. Just heard a colleague advise a customer that if they can't see our email, they should check their jam and spunk folders and now I can't breathe
— The Bootleg Mark Chapman (@ThickleyP) September 12, 2023
I put some fridge magnets on my fridge door and now it's covered in fridges
— Craig Deeley (@craiguito) September 13, 2023
Food FACT: Omelette takeaway restaurants were very popular in biblical times. The most famous of these was called Judas Eggscarryout.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) September 14, 2023
Don't follow @joeletaxi72. It's a Paradis account
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) September 13, 2023
- "Rod Stewart. Great hair and super rich".
— Janice Greer (@JaniceGreer34) September 11, 2023
- "Yeah. He’s a mullety-millionaire".#lunchpun
"At…choo, Brute" - Julius Sneezer.
— Flups (@TheRealFlups) September 10, 2023
A defendant in a kangaroo court has to swear to tell the strewth, the whole strewth and nothing but the strewth.
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) September 11, 2023
I was going to make an En Vogue joke, but you’re never gonna get it.
— Jason, ex Inferis (@benedictsred) September 12, 2023
Finally. Somewhere to barbecue my Princess Leia effigy. pic.twitter.com/WjQjfPFIrL
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) September 14, 2023
Published: 15 Sep 2023
