Can you explain these gaps in your CV?

Tweets of the week

Did the person who coined the phrase "one hit wonder" ever come up with anything else?
— M❍n❍t❍ne❍fBill™ (@MonotoneofBill) June 28, 2023

One of the original Thunderbirds puppets has been seriously damaged in an arson attack. Police are holding a candlelit Virgil.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) June 26, 2023

we all got a little Barbie in us (the microplastics)
— erika mack (@yeeeerika) June 27, 2023

You can make a catchy beat using a snare drum.
— Jason (@NickMotown) June 27, 2023

[Job interview]
"Can you explain these gaps in your CV?"
"Yes, they’re so the words aren’t all joined together"
*rolls eyes to self*
— Craig Deeley (@craiguito) June 28, 2023

I’m sorry but you can’t attend a clown convention and not expect to tread on a few toes.
— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) June 24, 2023

The cashier told me "Strip Down Facing Me"

By the time I realised she meant the debit card, It was too late.
— mariana Z (@mariana057) June 28, 2023

Rick Astley is such a rare & raw talent, & also a very generous man. He came to my kids' school once, spoke at assembly & sang a song. He then gifted the entire Disney back catalogue to the drama dept, except one film about a house with an old fella who used to sell balloons.
— Maf (@Mafer1ck) June 24, 2023

The second rule of Fight Club is you have to bring cakes in when its your birthday.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) June 30, 2023

Manic Street Preachers loved Glastonbury so much, they're going on a camping tour of the UK

If they tolerate Diss, then the Chilterns will be next
— Enough Of That Now (@AndyGilder) June 26, 2023