© fauxels/Pexels Alternative names for hands
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
Alternative names for hands:
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) June 9, 2023
Sleeve udders
Flailing cuff rakes
The parson’s pasties
The "prawn chorus"
Mrs. Phalanges’ disgrace
The Feet of The North™
I love ordering fish & chips online because they send it with a web page of the previous day's headlines
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) June 6, 2023
How delightfully quaint some of these old Devon village names are, their etymologies lost in the mists of time. pic.twitter.com/cqfxWVQIZn
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) June 6, 2023
Milkshake brings boys to the yard but assisted community transport drops them home again afterwards. https://t.co/nhTWX7bhh5
— Josh Pugh (@JoshPughComic) June 9, 2023
I’ve just seen 2 lads walking down Walworth Road both eating full size Vienettas like they were choc-ices. It’s the most impressive thing I’ve ever seen.
— Mrs G (@lilith_angel) June 6, 2023
I'm trying to watch a video about the effect hayfever has on eyes but there are streaming issues.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) June 9, 2023
In America pride comes before a fall whereas in Britain it comes before an autumn.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) June 8, 2023
There is actually something called the Annual Meeting of Rolled-Up Newspaper Enthusiasts today.
— Jason (@NickMotown) June 2, 2023
I'd love to be a fly on the wall there.
No, wait.
Prince's bedroom was always very untidy… he had twenty three possessions on the one nightstand.
— Neil (@_Enanem_) June 9, 2023
This morning at 4am, I was so tired - I nearly brought an aubergine with me instead of my sunglasses pic.twitter.com/r8xvumvNOS
— Chris Hawkins (@chris_hawkins) June 9, 2023
Published: 9 Jun 2023
