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Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
First they came for the mimes, and I said nothing, which was a mistake.
— Paul Savage (@comedysavage) May 22, 2023
Why is it spelled camouflage and not
— mariana Z (@mariana057) May 19, 2023
Has anyone seen Kevin Bacon’s car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend.
— Moose Allain (@MooseAllain) May 22, 2023
The conspiracy theory about the moon being made of cheese was started by the hallouminati.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) May 26, 2023
I tried cage fighting but I wasn’t very good at it. I kept forgetting to take the hamster out first.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) May 24, 2023
I call my wife 'her indoors' because she looks like Jim Morrison.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) May 20, 2023
Feels like we really missed an opportunity not spelling the word nïpple with an umlaut.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) May 21, 2023
— Out of Context Human Race (@NoContextHumans) May 25, 2023
Published: 26 May 2023
