Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

If you're going to call yourselves the monkees then you have to accept that you might sometimes get accused of monkeying around.

— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) March 25, 2023

I love calculating pi so much that I do it 22/7.

— Richard K Herring (@Herring1967) March 29, 2023

It was the criminalisation of tube trains in London that eventually drove them underground

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) March 30, 2023

My wife tells me I have 2 major faults.

I don't listen - and something else.

— mariana Z (@mariana057) March 27, 2023

to whoever stole my antidepressants: I hope ur happy now

— alien skier (@clichedout) March 29, 2023

Overhead an older lady telling her friend that she has "no faith in St. Martin" and I think more saints should be subject to user reviews

— Ciara | Ciaraíoch (@Ciaraioch) March 30, 2023

I don’t make jokes about testicles as I consider them to be low hanging fruit.

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) March 29, 2023

before phones what did people look at while they were driving

— Jack Corbett (@jackcorrbit) March 26, 2023

[Spelling bee]
"Your word is DEFLECTION"
"Can you use it in a sentence?"
"Can YOU use it in a sentence?"

— Craig Deeley (@craiguito) March 26, 2023

Published: 1 Apr 2023