Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

INVENTOR OF THE PARADE: life gave me par

— FRO VO (@fro_vo) March 10, 2023

I just saw someone refer to mansplaining as ‘Correctile Dysfunction’ so please excuse me while I laugh for an hour

— Martin (@Martin01367945) March 16, 2023

My Girlfriend came home from here first day working at the Zoo with a suspicious stain on her coat.
When I asked her what it was, she went Ape Shit.

— Alf (@whoelsebutalf) March 11, 2023

they found her old tweets pic.twitter.com/Rs7T7hwbhH

— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) March 16, 2023

Matt Hancock has "would act as his own defence and invoke the Magna Carta in court" energy.

— Sooz Kempner (@SoozUK) March 16, 2023

Not sure about Beyonce's list of great horror movies. Shoulda put The Ring on it.

— Alf (@whoelsebutalf) March 17, 2023

bank collapse? no worries here, all my money is tied up in the groceries i bought this weekend

— fredesque (@FredTaming) March 13, 2023

I’ve just Fostered a child. He wanted Carling to be honest but it was all I had in the fridge.

— Chris Cairns. (@ComedyCairns) March 17, 2023

Today, 3/14, is a very special day to mathematicians because 3 + 1 = 4.

— Sridhar Ramesh (@RadishHarmers) March 14, 2023

My parents may have been eccentric but we ALWAYS had food on the ironing board

— Celya AB (@abcelya) March 17, 2023

Unleash the dogs of sarcasm. Because THAT’LL help

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) March 13, 2023

Duck-billed platypus, platypus paid duck.

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) March 17, 2023

Published: 18 Mar 2023