Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

Imagine being the priest at Coolios funeral when you do the "as I walk through the valley of the shadow of death" bit and everyone wondering which version you're gonna do

— dan (@BierIncognito) September 29, 2022

Been learning how to guess the weight of dogs - picked up a few pointers yesterday.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) September 28, 2022

Cobwebs are just goth tinsel.

— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) September 26, 2022

"You miss 100% of the shots you do take".

*Me to stormtrooper during their annual appraisal.

— Al (@AliceTaylorM) September 28, 2022

Mountains aren’t just funny, they’re hill areas.

— Stephen King (@StephenKing) September 30, 2022

Just found out one of my old teachers has died. He was pefty-nong years old. That’s no age is it?

— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) September 30, 2022

do animals know we're wearing clothing or am i traumatizing my cat every time i peel off my socks

— jame (@kloogans) September 30, 2022

Giving birth was the og 3D printing

— Lorna Rose Treen (@lornlornlors) September 29, 2022

Published: 1 Oct 2022