I’ve just failed my biology exam...

Tweets of the week

I have a joke about trickle down economics.

99% of you won’t ever get it.
— David Lammy (@DavidLammy) September 23, 2022

The government still believes in "Levelling Up", if by "Levelling" you mean "destroying" and "Up" you mean "the north"
— Matt Green (@mattgreencomedy) September 23, 2022

Saudi rulers generally have little regard for adolescents, but there are some pro-teen sheiks.
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) September 19, 2022

Disappointingly NOT ONE royal funeral expert has been introduced as a "coffin boffin"
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) September 18, 2022

Prince Andrew is also the Earl of Inverness. Does that make him the Loch Ness Noncer?
— robin james banks (@robinjamesbank3) September 17, 2022

embarrassing when you're staring into the abyss and the abyss stares back at you so you do a little wave but it turns out the abyss was staring at someone behind you
— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) September 22, 2022

I used to work for the Muppets operating Miss Piggy but unfortunately I was a bit too ham fisted.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) September 22, 2022

Just found out I’ve failed my biology exam. Obviously I'm not happy about it but I guess I'll have to take it on the sticky out bit just below my speak hole.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) September 21, 2022