Revealed: Why Prince Andrew is so stupid
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Genius is 1% inspiration and 99% perspiration which explains why Prince Andrew is so stupid.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) February 16, 2022
I once got offered to play the Scarecrow in the Wizard of Oz.
— Alf (@whoelsebutalf) February 18, 2022
It was a no brainer!
If you seductively feed me grapes, they better be fermented
— 💀SpookyLittleComic👻 (@CunniLinguist77) February 18, 2022
It’s possible the bassist from Pink Floyd had a number of solo releases that didn’t make the top 100, but frankly these are uncharted Waters.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) February 15, 2022
Minimalism is a wonderful thing but you can have too much of it.
— Mike Batt LVO (@Mike_Batt) February 17, 2022
My grandfather was the mathematician in Scott's Antarctic mission. Horrible man. Very cold and calculating
— Sanjeev Kohli (@govindajeggy) February 18, 2022
"You're right, Harold. That is a nasty eye wound". - William the Concurrer.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) February 17, 2022
A Haiku
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) February 17, 2022
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Winds blew a letter
off the DIY centre
It was a high Q
Lab GAIN North Sea https://t.co/fVTA6ACNae
— Tom Hinchcliffe (@Tom_Hinchcliffe) February 18, 2022
Published: 18 Feb 2022