I quit my job at Starbucks...

Tweets of the week

Not saying the PM being advised by his new comms director AND his wife is political suicide but it does sound like he’s committing

[removes sunglasses]

Harri-Carrie
— Robin Flavell (@RobinFlavell) February 7, 2022

Historically lots of great literature has been subject to attempted censorship; James Joyce, Kurt Vonnegut, Harper Lee. But now some people want to make it so Jimmy Carr isn't allowed on TV. That's the thing with censorship, no one talks about the positives.
— Joe Wells (@joewellscomic) February 8, 2022

I’m thinking of getting a sculptor to make a bust of me to celebrate my achievements but I don’t want to get ahead of myself.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) February 7, 2022

I quit my job at Starbucks because of all the name-calling.
— Daveastated (@Daveastated) February 5, 2022

Anyone else having issues with Bluetooth on their Tesla? I'm trying to pair via iOS and the only visible device is something called "Christine" (?). Also in the past month it's spontaneously run down and killed everyone I love. To be clear it's a great car and I have no issues wi
— inverted vibe curve: burgertown must be defended (@PatBlanchfield) February 8, 2022