My Wordle’s not working properly
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
No 10 makes history as the first rowdy party venue to be relieved when the police show up.
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) January 28, 2022
Sue Gray should just suddenly release the report onto everyone's phones like that U2 album.
— Fergus Craig (@FergusCraig) January 26, 2022
Sue Gray’s report is a file with a cake in it.
— Rich Neville (@RichNeville) January 25, 2022
My New Year’s resolution is to be more punctual.
— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) January 27, 2022
Me and my Girlfriend of 3 weeks have just bought a house together on a raised pavement.
— Alf (@whoelsebutalf) January 27, 2022
I know...
It's a big step.
🎶Let me please introduce myself
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) January 22, 2022
I cook toasties for kids & teens
Cheese & ham & tomato
Sometimes even beans 🎶
- Sympathy for the Breville
My rule is that if I wasn’t invited to someone’s wedding, they’re not invited to mine and I don’t care if that upsets my parents
— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) January 22, 2022
"He’s pronounced dead"
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) January 22, 2022
New Zealanders introducing their fathers.
My WORDLE’s not working properly and I seem to have booked 10 tickets for Mamma Mia pic.twitter.com/d3nI2g3ylm
— Yan Tsou (@YannyBakes) January 21, 2022
Published: 28 Jan 2022
