Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

My little brother won a goldfish and the next morning he was floating dead in his little pond. So I had to look after the fish.

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) January 20, 2022

how many freudians does it take to change a light boob?

— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) January 21, 2022

One of the original Thunderbirds puppets has been seriously damaged in an arson attack. Police are holding a candlelit Virgil.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) January 15, 2022

Damn...CAPTCHAs getting hard. pic.twitter.com/MhhEMryfDR

— Jeff Maurer (@JeffMightBWrong) January 18, 2022

You want to pay me in EXPOSURE? The thing Captain Oates DIED of?

— Alice R Fraser (@aliterative) January 14, 2022

I’ll say it did pic.twitter.com/iPtrLfDY03

— Katie Storey (@KEStorey) January 19, 2022

Published: 21 Jan 2022