Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

Just read a fascinating New York Times piece that claimed I’ve reached my free article limit for the month.

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) August 14, 2021

People in glasshouses shouldn't throw orgies.

— cluedont (@cluedont) August 18, 2021

why couldn't the scouser go to the hipster cafe? because he didn't avocado

— joe (@mutablejoe) August 18, 2021

Oh you like horses that have been through the desert?

Name one.

— Richie Kanceled (@RichieKanceled) August 14, 2021

"I'm just taking one day at a time"
- discreet office calendar thief

— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@craiguito) August 19, 2021

My dog lies about her age. She’s a week old if she’s a day.

— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@craiguito) August 17, 2021

Published: 20 Aug 2021