Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

Jokes about the way Yoda speaks are out of order.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) August 6, 2021

Who called it a "boob job" and not a "replacement bust service"?

— Tony Cowards (@TonyCowards) August 5, 2021

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There's a sign in Specsavers ‘Children should not be left without supervision’. If they had that they wouldn’t be here.

— Gary Delaney is on tour now (@GaryDelaney) August 5, 2021

"Reader, I married him. And we spent our honeymoon in a rented cottage in Cornwall"
Jane Airbnb

— Bennett Arron (@BennettArron) August 5, 2021

This will make you feel old:
Pebbles from The Flintstones would be around 35,000 by now.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) August 2, 2021

ME: Hi, I have a 3 o'clock

RECEPTIONIST: Can I take your name?

ME: No I need it for work

— mo (@chuuew) August 2, 2021

I’ve done a little bit of karate, a tiny bit of judo & 5 minutes of jujutsu. Does this make me an expert in the partial arts now?

— Paul (@bingowings14) August 6, 2021

Q: When is Christmas?
A: pic.twitter.com/jcZe3ZUVUv

— Turner Walston (@TurnerWalston) July 31, 2021

Published: 6 Aug 2021