Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

Receiving a dick pic from a guy is like a cat bringing me a dead mouse. I can see you're proud, but don't expect me to touch it

— Pull My Pinkie (@ItsACornNut) June 6, 2021

We all make mistakes, and we shouldn’t be too harsh on someone for their racism or sexism when they were younger. For example, Boris Johnson was only in his early fifties when he made many of his most racist comments.

— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) June 7, 2021

Andrew Lloyd Webber will ignore restrictions and reopen his theatres on 21st June "come hell or high water". Not his words. Tim Rice’s.

— Michael Legge (@michaellegge) June 9, 2021

Some comics like to make jokes about the difference between cats and dogs but I consider it two petty.

— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) June 10, 2021

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The grammar police think people should get tougher sentences.

— Ian Power (@IHPower) June 9, 2021

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So you have your own personal tormentor? Well bully for you.

— H Anthony Hildebrand (@hahildebrand) June 11, 2021

My dad works at the end of a vodka factory production line - he makes an Absolut packet.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) June 9, 2021

The Kent variant was just the virus with glasses on.

— Craig Deeley 🇪🇺🏳️‍🌈 (@craiguito) June 8, 2021

Published: 11 Jun 2021