What will happen at Prince Philip's funeral
Tweets of the week
I hear that at Prince Philip's funeral, the hearse will deliberately crash into the side of the road in memory of the great man 😌
— Flora Anderson (@Flora_Anderson) April 9, 2021
Prince Philip lives for 99 years without dying once, then dies within months of having the AstraZeneca vaccine? Highly suspicious.
— Josh Pugh (@JoshPughComic) April 9, 2021
Can’t wait to hear why Megan’s decision to attend or not attend the funeral is an insult to the monarchy.
— Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad) April 9, 2021
Fuck sake! Why are people posting The Crown spoilers?
— Michael Legge (@michaellegge) April 9, 2021
Is babestation going ahead tonight
— Jordan Brookes (@jordbrookes) April 9, 2021
Delighted to announce that I have WON a Drinking Milk Like A Cat competition!
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) April 8, 2021
Just doing a lap of honour.
Gavin Williamson talking about kids lacking discipline when his boss can’t keep his dick in his pants during an IT lesson.
— Billy Casper (@HordenJack) April 6, 2021
To be fair to the vaccine very few things in Britain work for the under 30s
— getcapewearcapefly (@forgetcape) April 7, 2021
People who can't differentiate between entomology and etymology bug me in ways I cannot put into words.
— Hannah Nicholson 📚✒🦭🧙♀️ (@tattooedselkie) April 3, 2021
Autocorrect changed eat to rat and now my lady friend thinks I want to snitch on her to the cops
— Eternal Samnation (@portmanteauface) April 8, 2021
Published: 9 Apr 2021