How the grenade was invented
Tweets of the week
Tweets of the week
I've recorded an album called 'Obsessed With Sex'.
— Jason (@NickMotown) September 22, 2020
It's only got one track, mind.
Saddest thing about this is that Kent actually has a Deal. https://t.co/mtvhjcKr2V
— Tiernan Douieb (@TiernanDouieb) September 23, 2020
It’s now tragically clear that coffee shops were allowed to reopen too soon, and as a result we’re seeing a spike in the number of terrible screenplays being written.
— paul bassett davies (@thewritertype) September 21, 2020
At school, I used to bury my head in the sand. Eventually, he expelled me.
— Nick Harvey (@mrnickharvey) September 22, 2020
I'm thinking of bleaching my hair, to be fair.
— T'Other Simon (@TOther_Simon) September 24, 2020
Good camouflage clothes are hard to find.
— Gary Delaney (@GaryDelaney) September 20, 2020
inventor of grenades: *holding avocado* i wish this was louder
— slate (@PleaseBeGneiss) September 22, 2020
Getting mythology wrong is my Hercules thumb.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) September 23, 2020
Published: 25 Sep 2020
