Tweets of the week

Tweets of the week

A 'foible' is something coughed up by cats in New York.

— Jason (@NickMotown) September 2, 2020

The inventor of the Segway has died. And speaking of inventors...

— Phil Pagett (@Phil_Pagett) September 2, 2020

It was the inventor of the dishwasher's funeral today. The coffin was lowered into the ground only to be taken out by their partner and put back in properly.

— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) September 3, 2020

Why’s it called Death On The Nile and not Murder She Boat

— Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) September 3, 2020

who called it "dissecting a puppy" instead of an "awwtopsy"

— joe (@mutablejoe) September 1, 2020

If I had a pound for every time someone called me Rain Man I’d have £2,765.

— Jake Lambert (@LittleLostLad) September 3, 2020

NEWS! People being sent so far for Covid-19 tests, they have to quarantine for 14 days upon return https://t.co/XxIAKbmR3r pic.twitter.com/BAd83q10AL

— NewsThump (@newsthump) September 3, 2020

Jk Rowling talking about the 20th anniversary of Harry Potter. I don’t think anyone’s milked a small wizard this much since Debbie McGee

— 𝔾𝕒𝕓𝕣𝕚𝕖𝕝 𝕊𝕙𝕠𝕖 (@Gabriel_Shoe) August 28, 2020

Published: 4 Sep 2020